You people and your WhatsApp statuses, ayam tayad!! First of all, do not come to me that it is your bundles and the freedom shenanigans. It will not work with me. You put it there for ME to see it, for MY consumption, MY entertainment. So if you thought it was yours, gerrarahia.
These guys that put food on their status. Look, congratulations you can afford to put food on your table. We really don’t want to know what you have eaten provided you have eaten. Unless you’ve opened a food store in your house- which is not always the case here.
There are these who irritate the most, they irk. How on earth do you take a joke, probably a meme or a tweet and type it? Nigger, we’ve seen it, why the hell would you type? How much time do you have?
Those with shallow captions. Look, we are not on a caption contest if anything we don’t care about the caption anymore as the post. What the hell is “from the heart of the county government of Mt. Elgon”? Such things make me want to cry, literally. Like, why would you expose your lack of common knowledge?
We don’t care about what goes on in your inbox, maybe if Beyoncé hit you up and you blue ticked her. That is what I would want to see. We have no business with what goes on in there. But if you really want us to get involved create a fucking group.
Finally, get a definition of the word legend before deciding what legends can and cannot understand. Girls, if you are going to post your boyfriends, kindly do not post only one picture. I need to have sufficient information before I decide if I’m coming for him or not.
At the end of the day it is a free world but kindly make my free world bearable. Ciao!
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