What’s up my party people! So the weekend is here and I want to help us get the best out of it. By us, I mean girls. Guys, I’m so sorry to out you. So after research and study (that may or may not be from my personal experiences), I came up with a couple of groups of men you find in the clubs. Most of them are looking to get laid. So the scene is mostly like the hunting expeditions in National Geographic.
The pack hunters
These are those guys that come in a group. Usually 10 guys and maybe 1 or 2 girls. They are usually aggressively drunk and they are the loudest. They are probably friends from days in university or grew up. Bottom line, they have a very deep relation. These guys usually present themselves bigger than they are. My opinion, they are the most stingy of them all.
The vultures
They are usually in a group but as soon as a lady walks in the club, they spring into action. Some actually surround one girl who is not guarded by other girls. Now, if they are in a group with one prey, one tries to look better than the other. So it’s a dry joke battle. Avoid these guys at all costs, you see then scream, BROKE!!!
The rich old guy
These guys are enjoying their one-night freedom. He’s willing to spend all that he can for that day or weekend. I want to call him, the “daddy with the V8”. They flock towards the young ladies, they make them more youthfu. You will have a great time with this guy provided you get stupor drunk or switch off the lights. They probably have a curfew so he may not take you “home”.
The royals
These are the kids of the who’s and who’s. They come with about 15 people in the clubs with their girls. They spend excessive amounts of daddy’s money. They have a specific group of people they can hang out with so sister, be still. They make you feel belittled with your drinks or company. Relax, daddy probably owns the building you live or work in.
The stupor drunks
The senior choirmaster and dance master of the club. You won’t miss spotting this one. Keep off these guys. I repeat keep off. The bouncers will probably carry them out.
The resident beggars
These are the most embarrassing guys in the club. They buy their first round of drinks then walk around the club with their glasses borrowing drinks. Sweetheart, if you love yourself, keep off these men.
The men
They usually have their drinks and talk something interesting. Not football nor politics, nothing constructive either. They know the owner of the place and a lot of people there but play low key. They don’t have you dancing around with them or disturb your comfort. They don’t have dad money, but they are not broke either. If you want pleasure, have friendly conversations, and a good time in the club, this is your crew. They are my personal favourite.
Now, my children, I release you to the fun and joys of the weekend. Have a good one.
Hahaha woah! Now we know!